A bloggers boredom!

My life may not be an action movie, but there's usually some type of drama or regular obligation going on it. Normally i'd be at college during the day, but i recently graduated so that really freed a lot of my time up. Which was just as well because i had my wifes UK settlement visa application to do. Which, by the way, has been the biggest and toughest challenge of my life!!!! However, we submitted that thing in 2 days ago, so what does that leave me with........Nothing except for my job!

HOOOLLLLLYYYYYY SSSSSHHHITTTT!!!!! The most exciting thing in my life right now is my fucking job! The thing that gives me the most drama day to day is the bloody place where i work! This is bad people, really bad!

So, this is the situation, its been like this for 2 days now, and to be really honest, i dont see it getting a whole lot better. It might not be so bad if i had my car, but my wife is using that to get to work currently.

God im bored.......think im gonna buy a PS3.......

My Music Recommendation for the day:

(lemon water, guttermouth)

Any one Fuh-Coffee???

Coffee, the next best alternative to Cocaine!

Alot of us drink coffee as a way to get our sleepy asses outta bed, in the shower, and into work; without it your day just hasn't started. If thats you, then congradulations, your an addict.

However, if your like me, Coffee is the DRINK OF THE DEVIL!!! Seriously, that black shit fucks me up BIG TIME! Imagine Popping a box of pro plus and then chasing it down with a 24 pack of Red Bull, whilst at the the same time a doctor is injecting your arm with 1000cc's of sugar syrup........Thats what feels like when i drink coffee. For Real! I cannot drink that stuff without going crazy.

Have you ever watched the cartoon popeye? Well me drinking coffee is like when that fella eats spinach.

Today, whilst at work, I had a coffee, a small capacino (i dont give a fuck if i spelt that wrong), nothing too strong, but within 3 minutes i was humming, tapping my fingers, and i couldn't stop talking. I was speaking faster than a scots man on speed. Then i came home on the LRT, i had my headphones on (listening to Death Magnet, Metallica) and coz of the stupid caffeine i just started busting out my best air guitar moves in front of everyone, I WAS SO HIGH I DIDNT GIVE A FUCK!!!! All i could think was "Yeah man, Im sooooooo fucking cool right now!"

I was possesed by the coffee, i had no control over my thoughts, actions, or breathing ( i was breathing like i just ran a marathon). Luckily the effects wore off just before i was about to call an old priest and a young priest.

This entire experience, which lasted about 2 hours, has been a powerful reminder of why i don't drink coffee; and i probably won't be making the same mistake again for a long time!

But the quesion your all wondering is "if you knew you can't take coffee, why did you drink it?"

Well the answer is very simple........."Im just sooooooo fucking cool"

My Music Recommendation for today:

Cyanide (Death Magnet, Metallica)

....In With the NEW!!!!

Finally!!! After almost 2 months its here...MY NEW CAR!!!

Its a 1.3 Produa, MYVI SE. Its the latest model. Whoo hoo. Im sooooo happy! At last i can drive around without having to have all the hassle from the last car!!!

I have a few fotos to whack up on face book but im having a bit of trouble loading em up, but don't worry...i'll get on it!

Lemme tell you a bit about it. The cars called "Buttercup", we named it after the toughest, roughest, most attitude-est powerpuff girl. It has fully leather seats front and back. A stereo that can play FM and AM radio, CD's, and USB memory cards ( a feature that i have fallen in love with). Its got great A/C, the engine is silent, smooth gear changes, height adjustable seating, and most important....CUP HOLDERS!!!

On the outside, i got a sexxxy spoiler, 14" black alloys, body kit, and a nice exhaust. This car looks great, feels great, and makes ME look great!!!

Seriously, i love this car, i really do!!! I cant wait to take you all for a drive in it, i guess you can't fully appreciate what im talking about unitl you have been in it. So, i guess im driving next time we head into KL!!!!

My Music Recommendation for today:

Never Miss a Beat (Off with their heads, Kaiser Cheifs)

Out with the Old........

As alot of you know, i drive proton wira. But what alot of you dont know is the HEADACHES it's been causing me. So, here for your educational benefit is all the problems that my car has:

1) The engine will cut out if i have the stereo on, with the aircon.
2) The car engine will over heat if the aircon is on for too long (20mins)
3) You can only open/ close one window at a time, try to do 2 together and they both die.
4) To open the front passenger window, you have to lean across and do it from the passenger door, cuz the switch on the driver side only works if you hit it about 5 times REALLY hard!
5) The drivers seatbelt, doesn't release straight away, you have to jiggle it for about 10 seconds.
6) The back right parcel shelf speaker only works when it wants to.
7) The stereo can only get capital am radio.


Did you get al that??? No?...ok, let me give you a typical scenario i have to face everyday:

So i wanna go somewhere in the car. I start driving and now have to decide if i want aircon or stereo on. I'll choose the stereo. I stick on my mp3 player (but can only listen to half of the track cuz the back speakere wont work). It's too hot now, so i'll put the windows down (one at a time), oh wait the passenger window isn't going down cuz the switch is buggered, lemme just lean over and hit the switch on the passenger door. Thats a bit better. Brrrmmmmmmmmmm (thats me driving).
Im bored of listening to this music now, i wonder whats on the radio??? Oh wait...thats right CAPTIAL FUCKING AM!!! LLLAAAAAMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!! Fuck it, i'll treat myself to some air conditioning instead. Ooops, i turned the A/C on beofre turning the stereo off and now the car has died. I'll just restart it up!! Ok, now the stereo is off i better put the windows up.....one at a time.....i'll do the passenger side first (by leaning over the seat). Ahhh, thats much cooler now, so nice and chilly...but wait...whats this....the engine has overheated due to the aircon!!! Good thing i keep 5 ltrs of water spare in the boot for such a regular occasion!!! Oh dear, i seem to be stuck in the seatbelt...lemme just fuck about needlessly with this for 10 seconds (which feels like a life time when you wanna get out).

I think you get it now!!! oh well, not too long now till we get the new car, and i can be free of this garish green nightmare!!! And when i do get the MYVI im gonna ride around the city laughing hysterically with the aircon AND the stereo on, whilst winding ALL the windows up and down TOGETHER at the SAME TIME, from the DRIVERS control panel, all the while listening to HITZ.FM on ALL the speakers.

My Music Recommendation for today:

All nightmare long (Metallica, Death Magnet)

That Friday feeling

Yes!!! After one and a half years of mooching, i have decided to separate myself from the unemployed student masses, and finally got a JOB!!!!

Im am to be the latest edition to the ever growing family down at TGI Fridays (the one at the curve!) Having been a barman/ bar supervisor/ bar manager, it seemed only right that i return to my routes and get back into the industry that i once loved so much!

I had my orientation day today!!! It was as expected, just your usual run of the mill, "welcome to the (insert your company name here) family" bull shit. When did being a barman become such a bureaucratic process. When i first started in the industry, all you had to be was 18 and be able to work weekends. Now, they give you customer service tests; which by the way, is just a test to see how long you can fake a smile to a asshole customer!!!

Once, i got through all that crappy family nonsense, i got straight into the bar...and.....wow....its hard to describe how i felt. Its been so long since i was on that side of the bar. I guess you could describe it as a kinda 'natural' feeling. Like when a wild tiger is let back into the jungle. Thats how i felt.

The day was only a couple of hours long, and i start work for real tomorrow, but so far i've met some great people, who i look forward to learning alot from. And my boss isn't an asshole (which is a total added bonus!!!).

So, if you fancy coming down to see me spin, flip, and shake my way through some kick ass-tastic cocktails; I'll be there most of the week.

Don't forget get to leave a tip though!!!!

My Music recommedation for today:

Window Song (Finger eleven, greyest of blue skies)

I can't draw hands!!!

Growing up, i was never really the creative type. Sure, i could build something outta nothing, hell, i'd make MacGyver jealous, but when it came to arts and crafts stuff; it has to be said that i was not the brighets colour on the pallete.

However, only recently i have found my artistic side. I don't know where it has come from or what summond it up, but i have been creating "art works" that are way beyond my actual capability; and so what started out as something to kill time at home has actually turned into quite the hobby.

I started experimenting with the windows paint application that come standard with every windows computer. Just making cartoon images of my friends and things, and then after a while i began experimenting with shapes. I have been trying to find diffrent mediums of creating art so i can find the one i prefer best.

Recently, i have been trying my hand at sketching myself in diffrent situations. I'm really proud of some of the stuff i churned out too. However, i have already learnt that i can't draw hands!!!

As well as sketching, i've also been practing using adobe photoshop. I attend a 2 hour class at college the other day (it was just a free intro to photoshop really) and i found that i really enjoyed playing with images as much as i did creating my own!

Now, i try to make as much time as possible to draw, paint, photoshop, write (writing counts as creativity right?!), or do whatever. As long as i'm being productive and trying something new, i will continue to grow as an individual.

I really encourage other people reading this to do the same. Just go and try something new, you never know....maybe you can draw hands!!! If you want to view my works, you can check them out on facebook. They are in the album, Artworks (formerly known as "what i can do with paint")

My music recommendation for today:

Fresh Mode ( Ugly Duckling, Fresh mode)

Pressing the 'play' button on Life

Music. It has the power to make us laugh, cry, and a lot more. It helps us get through messy break ups, it brings back pleasent memories, it makes traffic jams enjoyable!!!

A lot of people say "Music is their life" but when i compare them to me, i question their values. Sounds arrogant huh? But you see, I have been plugged into my headphones since i was a baby! I can't recall a time when ive done something without listenng to music, for you see, music isn't just music to me. It's a sound track to my life!

When i drive i'm listening to Megadeth, when im skating it's Solid Steel, getting ready for a night out.....Pendulum. I even went to my Prom night with a cassette player in my pocket and the Earphones tucked in my top pocket!!! Its like having a cup of coffee in the morning, if you dont have it, you don't feel ready for the day. If i dont get a fix of music in the morning then im not ready to deal with anything.

Music is soooooo important to me. I realised exactly how true this was when i had all my cd's stolen along with my cd player. I was devastated, lost, and had an overwhelming feeling of emptiness inside me. It's the same kinda feeling you get when your girl friend leaves you for another guy....BUT WORSE!!!

Anyways, i could sit here all day and preach about the importance of music to me, but i don't want to over kill this subject.

So, my advice for a happier life is: Don't be afraid to play your music loud, Listen to all types of music, don't put yourself into a genre that won't let you keep an open mind (e.g. Dont be a goth and only listen Meatl, cuz break beat hip hop is the amazing!!!), and most importantly, always keep a beat in your heart, ears, and keep your finger on play button!!!!

My Music reccomendation for today:

Gas Panic (Oasis, Standing on the shoulders of giants)