Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Living on a prayer


Living in Malaysia doesn't neccasrily mean that i get everything cheap. Naturally, when compared to Britains prices it looks cheap, but then ANYTHING compared to Britains prices looks cheap.

No, what with a recent hike in taxes on fuel, food, and raw materials; i'm suprised that the common student, such as myself, can even afford to wake up in the morning. However, i am a business student and have created a few simple guide lines to follow which enables me to almost live for free!!! I'm going to share them with you now, in the hope that you too, will save money. Here ya' go:

1) Make small talk with the girl/ guy who serves you breakfast in your canteen.

Just a few simple "hello", "how are you today?" will see that you get large portions of food when they are plating your food up!

2) Go to night clubs early (before 12am) for the free entry

You may be one of the first ones there, but you don't have t pay 50rm, and there is no queue at the bar!

3) Drive your parents car whenever possible!

You don't have to fill it up, and you save the petrol in your car!

4)Take your mom groccery shopping, so that YOU can stock up on junk food and beer for FREE!!!

Lets face it, it won't be fun but the rewards are definately worth it. I find it helps if you can bring an MP3 player with you.

5) Lie about your career to get exclusive membership to Nightclubs.

This works! As far as the clubs in KL are concerned i'm a Marketing Executive. I'm a member of one of KL's most happening clubs, which means i don't pay entry fee and i get discount on certain products!

So...5 simple guidelines that will have you living life in the cheap lane! Use them wisely!
I have alot more secrets and tricks but i don't want to share ALL of them with you, at least not yet anyway.

My Music reccomendation for today:

Let it Roll (Velvet revolver, libertad)

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