Wednesday, February 24, 2010
A bloggers boredom!
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Any one Fuh-Coffee???
Alot of us drink coffee as a way to get our sleepy asses outta bed, in the shower, and into work; without it your day just hasn't started. If thats you, then congradulations, your an addict.
However, if your like me, Coffee is the DRINK OF THE DEVIL!!! Seriously, that black shit fucks me up BIG TIME! Imagine Popping a box of pro plus and then chasing it down with a 24 pack of Red Bull, whilst at the the same time a doctor is injecting your arm with 1000cc's of sugar syrup........Thats what feels like when i drink coffee. For Real! I cannot drink that stuff without going crazy.
Have you ever watched the cartoon popeye? Well me drinking coffee is like when that fella eats spinach.
Today, whilst at work, I had a coffee, a small capacino (i dont give a fuck if i spelt that wrong), nothing too strong, but within 3 minutes i was humming, tapping my fingers, and i couldn't stop talking. I was speaking faster than a scots man on speed. Then i came home on the LRT, i had my headphones on (listening to Death Magnet, Metallica) and coz of the stupid caffeine i just started busting out my best air guitar moves in front of everyone, I WAS SO HIGH I DIDNT GIVE A FUCK!!!! All i could think was "Yeah man, Im sooooooo fucking cool right now!"
I was possesed by the coffee, i had no control over my thoughts, actions, or breathing ( i was breathing like i just ran a marathon). Luckily the effects wore off just before i was about to call an old priest and a young priest.
This entire experience, which lasted about 2 hours, has been a powerful reminder of why i don't drink coffee; and i probably won't be making the same mistake again for a long time!
But the quesion your all wondering is "if you knew you can't take coffee, why did you drink it?"
Well the answer is very simple........."Im just sooooooo fucking cool"
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
....In With the NEW!!!!
Its a 1.3 Produa, MYVI SE. Its the latest model. Whoo hoo. Im sooooo happy! At last i can drive around without having to have all the hassle from the last car!!!
I have a few fotos to whack up on face book but im having a bit of trouble loading em up, but don't worry...i'll get on it!
Lemme tell you a bit about it. The cars called "Buttercup", we named it after the toughest, roughest, most attitude-est powerpuff girl. It has fully leather seats front and back. A stereo that can play FM and AM radio, CD's, and USB memory cards ( a feature that i have fallen in love with). Its got great A/C, the engine is silent, smooth gear changes, height adjustable seating, and most important....CUP HOLDERS!!!
On the outside, i got a sexxxy spoiler, 14" black alloys, body kit, and a nice exhaust. This car looks great, feels great, and makes ME look great!!!
Seriously, i love this car, i really do!!! I cant wait to take you all for a drive in it, i guess you can't fully appreciate what im talking about unitl you have been in it. So, i guess im driving next time we head into KL!!!!
My Music Recommendation for today:
Never Miss a Beat (Off with their heads, Kaiser Cheifs)
Monday, September 29, 2008
Out with the Old........
1) The engine will cut out if i have the stereo on, with the aircon.
2) The car engine will over heat if the aircon is on for too long (20mins)
3) You can only open/ close one window at a time, try to do 2 together and they both die.
4) To open the front passenger window, you have to lean across and do it from the passenger door, cuz the switch on the driver side only works if you hit it about 5 times REALLY hard!
5) The drivers seatbelt, doesn't release straight away, you have to jiggle it for about 10 seconds.
6) The back right parcel shelf speaker only works when it wants to.
7) The stereo can only get capital am radio.
Did you get al that??? No?...ok, let me give you a typical scenario i have to face everyday:
So i wanna go somewhere in the car. I start driving and now have to decide if i want aircon or stereo on. I'll choose the stereo. I stick on my mp3 player (but can only listen to half of the track cuz the back speakere wont work). It's too hot now, so i'll put the windows down (one at a time), oh wait the passenger window isn't going down cuz the switch is buggered, lemme just lean over and hit the switch on the passenger door. Thats a bit better. Brrrmmmmmmmmmm (thats me driving).
Im bored of listening to this music now, i wonder whats on the radio??? Oh wait...thats right CAPTIAL FUCKING AM!!! LLLAAAAAMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!! Fuck it, i'll treat myself to some air conditioning instead. Ooops, i turned the A/C on beofre turning the stereo off and now the car has died. I'll just restart it up!! Ok, now the stereo is off i better put the windows up.....one at a time.....i'll do the passenger side first (by leaning over the seat). Ahhh, thats much cooler now, so nice and chilly...but wait...whats this....the engine has overheated due to the aircon!!! Good thing i keep 5 ltrs of water spare in the boot for such a regular occasion!!! Oh dear, i seem to be stuck in the seatbelt...lemme just fuck about needlessly with this for 10 seconds (which feels like a life time when you wanna get out).
I think you get it now!!! oh well, not too long now till we get the new car, and i can be free of this garish green nightmare!!! And when i do get the MYVI im gonna ride around the city laughing hysterically with the aircon AND the stereo on, whilst winding ALL the windows up and down TOGETHER at the SAME TIME, from the DRIVERS control panel, all the while listening to HITZ.FM on ALL the speakers.
My Music Recommendation for today:
All nightmare long (Metallica, Death Magnet)
That Friday feeling
Friday, August 29, 2008
I can't draw hands!!!
However, only recently i have found my artistic side. I don't know where it has come from or what summond it up, but i have been creating "art works" that are way beyond my actual capability; and so what started out as something to kill time at home has actually turned into quite the hobby.
I started experimenting with the windows paint application that come standard with every windows computer. Just making cartoon images of my friends and things, and then after a while i began experimenting with shapes. I have been trying to find diffrent mediums of creating art so i can find the one i prefer best.
Recently, i have been trying my hand at sketching myself in diffrent situations. I'm really proud of some of the stuff i churned out too. However, i have already learnt that i can't draw hands!!!
As well as sketching, i've also been practing using adobe photoshop. I attend a 2 hour class at college the other day (it was just a free intro to photoshop really) and i found that i really enjoyed playing with images as much as i did creating my own!
Now, i try to make as much time as possible to draw, paint, photoshop, write (writing counts as creativity right?!), or do whatever. As long as i'm being productive and trying something new, i will continue to grow as an individual.
I really encourage other people reading this to do the same. Just go and try something new, you never know....maybe you can draw hands!!! If you want to view my works, you can check them out on facebook. They are in the album, Artworks (formerly known as "what i can do with paint")
My music recommendation for today:
Fresh Mode ( Ugly Duckling, Fresh mode)